I was sitting on a park bench just now and put my coat down. When I picked it up again, I found my wallet was gone and fifteen pounds had been stolen.

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whitesombrero:

“She’s bloody dying and all you bring us is lupins. All we’ve eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet… we sit on lupins, we sleep in lupins, we feed the cat on lupins, we burn lupins, we even wear the bloody things!”

I tried to plant lupins once because of this. It didn’t work.

carlospalinez:

Baby Mike with Baby Ewic bonus :)

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ooohwellinever:

whitesombrero:

Just to finish the Michael Monday ♥

mmmmmm

but who isn’t do those people exist

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