Michael: “Excuse me. Why don’t you have my hat? That’s better. Can I have yours? Can I have yours? Your hat? Where’s your hat gone? Where’s his hat? This could take years. Ahh, that’s right. I covet this. Oh. My head’s too big. I’m afashion victim. *hat blows off* Woah! *laughs*

(Source: sannao75)